Halo

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Halo is a collection of first person shooters that were developed by Bungie to sell xbox consoles for microsoft.

Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.

Dedicated servers like the original Halo:CE PC release? Fuck you.

Forge limitations on PC that were intended for console? Fuck you.

Voids where you can fall to your death in MP or SP. Fuck you for not playing this before and not knowing where to jump to dodge enemy fire.

You're wearing a 1 ton exosuit/power armor thing that can survive re-entry through earth's atmosphere from orbit, but you can't sprint. Your two movement modes are sitting target and shambling penguin.

Halo MP players fall into two categories: Those who hardly/never played halo and picked up the MCC and are trying it out; players who have a 12 year doctorate in Halo and teach proper tea-bagging technique at the Microsoft Institute of Gaming.