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God ( also known as Yahweh, or Allah ), is the sole diety of the Abrahamic religions. He is an imaginary asshole. | God ( also known as Yahweh, or Allah ), is the sole diety of the Abrahamic religions. He is an imaginary asshole. | ||
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God is also all powerful, all knowing, all present, and immortal. He [https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2045:6-8&version=NIV claims responsibility for all the good and evil that happens in the world]. He flooded the earth, instructed the Israelites to murder entire peoples, ruined the life of one of his most devout followers on a dare ( Job ), and promises un-ending punishment in the eternal fires of hell if you say mean things about him. | God is also all powerful, all knowing, all present, and immortal. He [https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah%2045:6-8&version=NIV claims responsibility for all the good and evil that happens in the world]. He flooded the earth, instructed the Israelites to murder entire peoples, ruined the life of one of his most devout followers on a dare ( Job ), and promises un-ending punishment in the eternal fires of hell if you say mean things about him. | ||
| − | But he loves you and he needs money. | + | But he loves you and he needs money. '''Don't ask questions.''' |
Latest revision as of 03:52, 26 July 2021
God ( also known as Yahweh, or Allah ), is the sole diety of the Abrahamic religions. He is an imaginary asshole.
Based on who you ask, he had a son, or prophet named Jesus. Jesus is also the human form of god and not a separate being. It's complicated, don't ask questions.
God is also all powerful, all knowing, all present, and immortal. He claims responsibility for all the good and evil that happens in the world. He flooded the earth, instructed the Israelites to murder entire peoples, ruined the life of one of his most devout followers on a dare ( Job ), and promises un-ending punishment in the eternal fires of hell if you say mean things about him.
But he loves you and he needs money. Don't ask questions.