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Political Dictionary

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=== Political Dictionary ===

Here is a list of terms that are used by political idealogues that differ or contradict their actual meanings.

*Socialism*

* Right Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I don't like. The more it does that I hate, the more socialist it is.

* Left Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I like. The more it does I like, the more socialist it is.

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	* Actual Definition for sane people: Market distortions leading to the improper or skewed distribution of goods and services in a free market.		* Actual Definition for sane people: Market distortions leading to the improper or skewed distribution of goods and services in a free market.
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		+	'''''Exploitation'''''
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		+	* Right Wing: Everything a union does.
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		+	* Left Wing: Everything a business does.
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		+	* Actual Definition for sane people: To make use of meanly or unfairly for one's own advantage.

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 * Right Wing: The only thing that drives people to do business.
-* Left Wing: Ok when a worker does it, not ok when a business does it. Also all the money a company brings in.
+* Left Wing: Ok when a worker does it, magically not ok when a business does it. Also all the money a company brings in.
 * Actual definition for sane people: Any surplus revenue after obligations are met.

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 * Right Wing: What the fuck is a market failure?
-* Left Wing: Markets are evil except when we make sure companies can't do that evil profit thing and need to support some kind of economic system that works because command/planned economies don't work at all.
+* Left Wing: Markets are bad except when we make sure companies can't do that evil profit thing and need to support some kind of economic system that works because command/planned economies don't work at all.
 * Actual Definition for sane people: Market distortions leading to the improper or skewed distribution of goods and services in a free market.

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 '''''Socialism'''''
-* Right Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I don't like. The more it does that I hate, the more socialist it is. EG: Ted Cruz
+* Right Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I don't like. The more it does that I hate, the more socialist it is.
-* Left Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I like. The more it does I like, the more socialist it is. EG: Bernie Sanders
+* Left Wing: Socialism is when the government does stuff I like. The more it does I like, the more socialist it is.
 * Actual definition for sane people: The common or state ownership of the means of production.

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	* Actual definition for sane people: An '''a'''moral economic system that allows for enterprise, trade, and industry to be controlled by private actors; allowing businesses to accrue and keep their capital/profit while having political implications.		* Actual definition for sane people: An '''a'''moral economic system that allows for enterprise, trade, and industry to be controlled by private actors; allowing businesses to accrue and keep their capital/profit while having political implications.
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		+	'''''Profit'''''
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		+	* Right Wing: The only thing that drives people to do business.
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		+	* Left Wing: Ok when a worker does it, not ok when a business does it. Also all the money a company brings in.
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		+	* Actual definition for sane people: Any surplus revenue after obligations are met.
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		+	'''''Revenue'''''
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		+	* Right Wing: Some tax thingie.
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		+	* Left Wing: What the fuck is revenue?
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		+	* Actual Definition for sane people: Total declared income of an entity for a given period.
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		+	'''''Market Failure'''''
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		+	* Right Wing: What the fuck is a market failure?
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		+	* Left Wing: Markets are evil except when we make sure companies can't do that evil profit thing and need to support some kind of economic system that works because command/planned economies don't work at all.
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		+	* Actual Definition for sane people: Market distortions leading to the improper or skewed distribution of goods and services in a free market.