Halo - Revision history

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 Difficulty balancing is turning elites and brutes into bullet sponges and giving them cheating powers.
-Dual wielding too hard to do in PC but they managed to pull it off as less experienced developers in the original Halo 2 on the xbox.
+'''Aim assist.'''
 UE4 crashes.

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−	Halo is an over-rated collection of first person shooters that were developed by Bungie to sell xbox consoles for ~~microsoft~~. They have permanently damaged first person shooters for introducing tropes and ideas into shooters that are inherent to the limitations of their platforms.	+	Halo is an over-rated collection of first person shooters that were developed by Bungie/343 Industries to sell xbox consoles for Microsoft. They have permanently damaged first person shooters for introducing tropes and ideas into shooters that are inherent to the limitations of their platforms.

	Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.		Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.

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	Hey we know that the mouse wheel is used in every other PC shooter that has been made since we started making halo but.... uh, we forgot it exists, so we didn't bind anything to it. '''At all.''' I mean, this game was on console after all, all the functions you need should be right next to your hand anyway. Also: fuck you.		Hey we know that the mouse wheel is used in every other PC shooter that has been made since we started making halo but.... uh, we forgot it exists, so we didn't bind anything to it. '''At all.''' I mean, this game was on console after all, all the functions you need should be right next to your hand anyway. Also: fuck you.
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		+	It doesn't close. It's too cool to close. That's something other software does. The master chief collection does not close. You must ''force'' it to close.

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 Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.
-Dedicated servers like the original Halo:CE PC release? Fuck you.
+Dedicated servers like the original Halo:CE PC release? Fuck you, matchmake with randos or find some friends who won't curb stomp you on reflex because they've been playing halo since the 3rd grade.
 Forge limitations on PC that were intended for console? Fuck you.
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 Easy anti cheat because fuck you. Why should I work on anything besides windows?

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	UE4 crashes.		UE4 crashes.
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		+	Easy anti cheat because fuck you. Why should I work on anything besides windows?

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−	Halo is a collection of first person shooters that were developed by Bungie to sell xbox consoles for microsoft.	+	Halo is an over-rated collection of first person shooters that were developed by Bungie to sell xbox consoles for microsoft. They have permanently damaged first person shooters for introducing tropes and ideas into shooters that are inherent to the limitations of their platforms.

	Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.		Halo games are riddled with plot holes, limitations, restrictions, tropes, and inconsistencies that 343 didn't fix in the MCC because they're assholes.

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	No option to return to main menu after completing a campaign mission. You ''must'' start the next mission and exit to return to the main menu. '''How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?'''		No option to return to main menu after completing a campaign mission. You ''must'' start the next mission and exit to return to the main menu. '''How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?'''
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		+	Difficulty balancing is turning elites and brutes into bullet sponges and giving them cheating powers.
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		+	Dual wielding too hard to do in PC but they managed to pull it off as less experienced developers in the original Halo 2 on the xbox.
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		+	UE4 crashes.

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	The game literally fucks off to another desktop when alt tabbing so it looks like it disappears. The only program I have ever seen to be innately aware of multi-desktops and to actively use them when ''alt tabbing'' for no reason. How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?		The game literally fucks off to another desktop when alt tabbing so it looks like it disappears. The only program I have ever seen to be innately aware of multi-desktops and to actively use them when ''alt tabbing'' for no reason. How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?
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		+	No option to return to main menu after completing a campaign mission. You ''must'' start the next mission and exit to return to the main menu. '''How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?'''

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	Guns are everywhere! But only half of them use ammo so in order to refill the alien thing you have you have to stop, look down at the ground, and make sure you're in the right position to pick up the replacement you want that is next to that other weapon you don't want. Yea I got i-No fuck that was the pistol I don't want, I really needed ammo for that other thi-I'm dead.		Guns are everywhere! But only half of them use ammo so in order to refill the alien thing you have you have to stop, look down at the ground, and make sure you're in the right position to pick up the replacement you want that is next to that other weapon you don't want. Yea I got i-No fuck that was the pistol I don't want, I really needed ammo for that other thi-I'm dead.

−	The game literally fucks off to another desktop when alt tabbing so it looks like it disappears. The only program I have ever seen to be innately aware of multi-desktops and to actively use them when alt tabbing for no reason. How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?	+	The game literally fucks off to another desktop when alt tabbing so it looks like it disappears. The only program I have ever seen to be innately aware of multi-desktops and to actively use them when ''alt tabbing'' for no reason. How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?

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	Guns are everywhere! But only half of them use ammo so in order to refill the alien thing you have you have to stop, look down at the ground, and make sure you're in the right position to pick up the replacement you want that is next to that other weapon you don't want. Yea I got i-No fuck that was the pistol I don't want, I really needed ammo for that other thi-I'm dead.		Guns are everywhere! But only half of them use ammo so in order to refill the alien thing you have you have to stop, look down at the ground, and make sure you're in the right position to pick up the replacement you want that is next to that other weapon you don't want. Yea I got i-No fuck that was the pistol I don't want, I really needed ammo for that other thi-I'm dead.
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		+	The game literally fucks off to another desktop when alt tabbing so it looks like it disappears. The only program I have ever seen to be innately aware of multi-desktops and to actively use them when alt tabbing for no reason. How in the fuck did this even get past Q&A?